Apologies to my LJ friends who will have seen this on DPS.

Llewiccan RedeCode 

1. All paths are valid, except the ones that have rules.

2. Wiccans never use curses, except on really mean people who totally deserve it.

3. The Threefold Law affects everyone, whether they believe in it or not; however, this is not to be taken to mean that Hell will affect everyone whether they believe in it or not.

4. The most important thing for Witches in the public eye to do is to disavow any connection with Satanism.

5. Karma can be summoned, directed, intensified, or averted entirely by saying the right words at the end of your spells. Except by mean people, who can't do any of these things.

6. Sex and Blood are the forbidden topics.

7. No religion, sect, lineage or coven is allowed to restrict its membership in a way that might be considered discriminatory. But they don't have to allow Satanists.

8. All magickal groups are called "covens."

9. Initiation is a formal ceremony, like a graduation. All it means is that you're officially recognized by a group.

10. All Mysteries are available to everyone. Drugs or certain physical conditions are never necessary.

11. Everyone's experiences and opinions are equally valid, equally correct in all ways. Except the Satanists, who are Christians in denial.

12. The experience, skill and wisdom of a witch is measured by how many books she has read. Writing a book on Wicca (or a related topic) puts one ahead of any amount of reading or practical in-circle experience.

13. You may be as mean as you want to anyone who violates the code... it's their Karma.

Additional Bonus rule; insert after any one or three of the rules above:
Never again the Burning Times!!!!

(Kopyleft 2004. All rights reversed; reprint what you like.)